okay, so my friend Orah tells me that she can’t get the stupid Ashlee Simpson song out of her head…i can’t get the stupid Paris Hilton song out of my head, and it’s not even the whole song…it’s just the one line that they keep playing over and over again on The Simple Life. It’s driving me crazy.

I googled the line and found out that it is an actual song by the Penfifteen Club and it’s called Miss Hilton:

Oh my looky there
Stone-cold foxy platinum hair
Short skirt, barely there
Make a chick wanna hate, make a boy wanna stare

Ms Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin that you don’t really give a fuck
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Breeze by velvet ropes
Ski this town like a bunny slope
Oh my there she goes
Long money girl in her short money clothes

Ms Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly