Monthly Archives: July 2004

Non-living things have a Gender too…

This came from my friend Christine. It’s hilarious. 1) Ziploc Bags — They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers — They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive…

I Found It! I Found It!

I’m such a detective! After remembering that the store next door to the store where i first spotted those two books was called Quotations, i found the number on yellowpages.com and called them to get the number of the store next door, Main Street Ltd. Then i called them and…

no hand washing, no shoes, no thank you…

Okay…I just watched someone come out of a bathroom stall at work and NOT WASH HER HANDS! Gross. It’s almost as bad as the first week I started working here and I saw a woman’s feet in the stall next to mine…And she wasn’t wearing any shoes!!! Last week I…

Stop Reading US!!!

I got a good laugh out of this. It’s a man’s plea to his wife to stop reading US magazine. Sounds familiar.

It’s all about the cellulite this week in Hollywood…

…according to Star Magazine, Britney Spears has got it. And Scarlett Johansson told US magazine, “I hope they make a videogame of me. At least I wouldn’t have any cellulite then.” oh…yes…i do feel bad for them…

Firsts and Lasts

First best friend: Danyelle First car: 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited. I still drive it. First real kiss: 7th grade. it was in june. in my garage. First screen name: ktchandle First self purchased album: New Kids on the Block. Hangin’ Tough. First pets: Smoothie. a dog. First piercing/tattoo: ears…

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