or is Ashlee Simpson completely untalented and not at all pretty?? Why oh why is she coming out with an album? And i hear that she’s getting her own show? What’s wrong with MTV? I guess she’s lucky that she gets to piggyback onto her sister’s success. I guess she’s been taking lessons from Nick Lachey!

or has Britney Spears completely gone off the deep end? Getting engaged to Kevin Federline??? I hope this one works out better than her last marriage. Seems she might be following in the footsteps of a certain Ms. Lopez…

or have Hollywood moms gone crazy with their baby names? Coco Arquette and Apple Martin are not alone…there’s Pilot Inspektor Lee (Jason Lee’s son), Speck Wildhorse Melloncamp, Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q. Hewson (Bono’s son), Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon’s son), and Makena’lei Gordon (Helen Hunt’s son).