…yes, i did take a brief hiatus, but now I’M BACK!! let us begin with a retelling of my journey to atlanta and back…it was not pretty. it all started on Christmas Eve (for the record…i will NEVER be flying on christmas eve again…) at about 5:00 AM when i got to the airport. i [...]
anyone else want to smack Jonathan in the face? How many times is he going to mention Gus and Hera “stealing” his plane tickets? Go G&H. I get way too happy when anyone does anything to piss off Jonathan. oh, and who was thrilled when Victoria counted 50 balls instead of 55??! oh, um, I [...]
it’s called “The Lap Pillow” and is apparantly quite big in Japan. tee hee.
Unfortunately, because TAR was on at 8 instead of 9, i didn’t get to Tivo it until 11…so i haven’t watched it yet. i do know that it was part 1 or a 2-parter so nobody got elimintated anyway… so, instead of a recap, i’ll give you some TAR news. The New York Post reports [...]
i stole this from Waiting for Wonderful. Thanks Things in Bold are TRUE 01. I miss somebody right now. 02. I watch more tv than I used to. 03. I love olives. 04. I love sleeping. 05. I own lots of books. 06. I wear glasses or contact lenses. 07. I love to play video [...]
*** in case any of you are still wondering, the answer to the first baby was Coco Arquette
Dear Friends, Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I’ve learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or [...]
It’s now 8:25 and my son has been screaming since just after 7. cripes. this sucks. I know why he’s still awake. a) he had a nap today. he hasn’t napped in weeks. for 2.5 hours. why my nanny let him sleep so long i have no idea and b) we are out of milk. [...]
Jeff Probst is dating Julie Berry from this past season of Survivor (you know, the one who cried because Chris backstabbed her…) Probst tells People magazine no one is more surprised than he is that he would find love on “Survivor.†Probst says they started dating after he e-mailed her to say hello once the [...]
It seems that Denise Richards stayed unpregnant just long enough to do her Playboy photoshoot. She’s pregnant again and due in June. Their daughter, Sam, will be 1 in March. Wow….that’s quick.
Ooh..another good episode of Desperate Housewives this week. The good: ~~Bree. oh, how i love Bree. ~~Lynette, watching the nanny-cam tape with popcorn. hysterical. ~~Susan, admitting that she is all too often the child, while Julie is the parent. ~~Gabrielle, she still loves Carlos….or does she??? Burning his passport! Gabrielle is not too happy that [...]
Just one day after Vince Carter was traded to the Nets for Alonzo Mourning, Aaron Williams, Eric Williams and two first-round draft picks, the sports world is abuzz with rumors that he tipped off the Seattle Sonics. According to the Tacoma News Tribune, Carter tipped off the Sonics to a play during the final minute [...]
At the 2nd Annual Spike TV Video Game Awards on December 14th, Bai Ling showed up like this: She explained that her banged up legs were the result of spending twenty hours on her knees on the Canadian set of Man About Town, with Ben Affleck and Rebecca Romjin-Stamos. Ling did not, however, explain the [...]
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners: Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking [...]
Summer saves Chrismukkah. That’s it. Seth will not ever be getting over her. Ever. this was better than the wonder woman costume. But, the good news for Seth is that his girl Alex is supposedly supposed to be having some girl-on-girl action with Marissa this season anyway, so it’s not like Seth is really taken… [...]
…of total horse-shit. what a complete waste of time. i’m glad i tivo’ed it and fast forwarded through the utterly BORING parts. no, i didn’t need to see the Ivana footage again, or the Jen C “Jewish” comment or the Stacie 8 ball incident. I did like the public flogging of Jen. Yay. Finally people [...]
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~~~ Is it Courtney Love or Britney Spears? How sad is it when we can’t even tell?? ~~~ Also, you can bid on Britney Spears’ badly written book report on Raymond’s Run. You can see all the details here. ~~~ Poor George Clooney. When he tried the chat-up line “Guess how old I am?” on [...]
no…it’s not the Julia Roberts news…again. This time it’s US magazine. Yesterday, Liv Tyler had a baby BOY. But, here’s US magazine’s (original…it’s since been changed) official post on its website either way, congrats to Liv. It’s about time. She looked about 14 months pregnant this week.
…you’re team number 2! take that…ass! Okay, lots of good things to write about last night’s episode of the Amazing Race. Firstly, Kendra (“they just keep breeding”) and Rebecca (“no wonder they escaped from Africa”) have really got to learn how to keep their mouths shut. That’s all I’m going to say about that. Bolo [...]
So, at work we do these things called running records. Essentially, this means that when we send a potential manuscript to teachers, when they read the books with the students they take notes of all the words the children say – what mistakes they make, which words they stumble on, and when they correct themselves. [...]
is it possible to be too productive? I’ve had a lot to work on at work in the last little while, and as of about 13 minutes ago, i’ve finished everything. there are a few loose ends i need to tie up, but i’m waiting to hear back from other people on those i.e., the [...]
The nominations for the 2005 Golden Globes: Best Movie – Drama The Aviator Closer Finding Neverland Hotel Rwanda Kinsey Million Dollar Baby Best Actor – Movie (Drama) Javier Bardem, The Sea Inside Don Cheadle, Hotel Rwanda Johnny Depp, Finding Neverland Leonardo DiCaprio, The Aviator Liam Neeson, Kinsey Best Actress – Movie (Drama) Scarlett Johansson, A [...]
After over 11 hours of deliberation, the jury announced its decision – it will be death by injection for Mr. Scott Peterson. They opted not to give him life without parole, not wanting to allow him to have a life, where he could read, and write letters etc. According to CNN, Peterson still might not [...]
for Ellen and her long-time girlfriend, Alexandra Hedison. Apparantly, Ellen has left her girlfriend for Portia de Rossi (of Ally McBeal fame). The word on the street is that the two met at a photo shoot 9 months ago and hit it off immediately. They met up again recently and quickly broke it off with [...]
and what exactly do we think that skirt is made of? a parachute? a tarp? garbage bag? is it even a skirt? it it pants?
okay…due to an unfortunate power outtage at work, my updates have been a little delayed this morning… Survivor Okay…here is the reason that there wasn’t – and probably never will be – an all-women final four. Women are too emotional and they can’t separate these emotions. They can’t understand that to actually play this game, [...]
…but only because i had to take my son to the doctor…my apologies… Survivor This is actually the first time i’m remotely interested in watching this season. I NEVER thought that Chris would be the one guy to make it to the final four. i disliked him from the start. but, he’s been smart. I [...]
Last night we watched a pirated version of Alfie. I really didn’t care that the quality wasn’t amazing, and that the sound was slightly off…because it was two hours of my Jude, looking “smashing”. But, i drew the line when during the last ten minutes of the movie, the audio turned off, and left no [...]
until somebody loses a member. According to the Mirror, Angelina Jolie, who plays Colin Farrel’s mum in the movie Alexander, says, “[Colin] was always wearing those djellabas (kaftans) which had a pocket. And he’d go up to me and say, ‘Will you help me get this out of my pocket?’ Staring up at me was [...]
…and she’s not even good at it. Not only was she lip-synching when she made her singing debut on Good Morning American, but she was lip-synching BADLY. According to several news accounts, Lohan used backing tracks during her song on Monday and didn’t do a particularly good job of syncing up her performance with said [...]
Holy Cow! She’s reading her emails at loud as she’s typing them! I mean, honestly, who does that???
but alas, no one was, and I usually HATE non-elimination rounds, but i was so happy to not see Don and Mary Jean be eliminated. Phil was happy to tell them that they were still in the Amazing Race. Thanks to freakgirl for describing Gus’s nipples to a tee. he’s got pepperoni nipples. hee hee. [...]
1. “250 strands of lights, 100 individual bulbs per strand, for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.” 2. “Aunt Clara had, for years, labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually four years old, but also a girl.” 3. “Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do [...]
Colin Farrell shared his bad habit with In Touch magazine. He says that he habitually jerks out his hair, one follicle at a time. “I’m a hair puller-outer. What do you call it? Trichomania or something…I love the sensation–that moment, right before it’s left. And then…dnnnk. I just love it.” hmmm…some of my bad habits…I [...]
Everything is bigger in America according to Morgan Spurlock, who has crafted a contemporary horror story by subjecting himself to thirty solid days of a McDonald’s-only diet. Ugh. Under the supervision of a cardiologist, a gastroenterologist, a nutritionist and a matter-of-fact internist, Spurlock explores the ritual delights of fast food frenzying, an American tradition. He [...]
Thank you Simon and Garfunkel. it is the sound of silence for the first time this evening. argh. my son usually goes to bed at 7. it’s our nightly routine. we change him, give him his sippy of milk (i know…we are horrible parents…but at least we got rid of the paci at 15 months…) [...]
Okay, I usually have super weird dreams…but last night’s might take the cake. I was in a hotel…with my friend Michelle…and we had just gotten kicked off the amazing race. and then i was in Phil’s hotel room and then i got stung by a bee. hmmm…what.the.hell.??
The goal of any filmmaker is to get the people talking. And that certainly is what Michael Moore has done with his documentary, Fahrenheit 9-11. It is a movie that has provoked, delighted, and divided many of its viewers. Some will see it as propaganda, and some will see it as travesty. But, at the [...]
..because you can always use one. Remember this guy? He played Billy Bob in Varsity Blues, Michael ‘Sugar Daddy’ Bernardino in the WB series Popular and Reggie Ray in Not Another Teen Movie. This is him now: from imdb: Ron Lester gained celebrity status at an early stage in his career, but his draw in [...]
Apprentice I hate Jen, and would love to see her go down (and actually felt sick to my stomach when she and Sandy all of a sudden became the “bobbsey twins”) but Ivana was such a dumb-ass. It wasn’t even the fact that she did it, it was the way she did it – she [...]
Q1. Do you use the same brand and type of shampoo all the time? How about soap, toothpaste, and deodorant/antiperspirant? i use the same brand of shampoo all the time – herbal essences. but i have about 5 different scents in the shower at the same time. i use whatever i grab first. i don’t [...]
I’ve always said that cereal is good for breakfast, lunch, or dinner and now people are finally catching on. Cereality – a new restaurant in Philadephia – serves nothing but cereal, day and night. Itfeatures servers wearing jammies, offering 30 varieties of name brand cold cereal and 36 toppings ranging from fruit to malted milk [...]
“I’m just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber.” Ewan McGregor “I’m doing my bit for the women’s movement. The women have always been naked in movies, and now I’m just desperate to take my clothes off as much as possible.” Ewan McGregor
Ah, the Amazing Race manages to not let me down yet another week. I can’t figure out what’s annoying me more though, Adam un-naturally high-pitched whiny voice, or Victoria’s plastic botoxed, overplucked face?? Here’s a tip for all you IKEA go-ers (or as Freddy put it eye-kee-ay), build, build, build. Even I can can build [...]
Congratulations! You are Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she’s every wanted a rich husband, a big house and John, the 17-year-old gardener. Which Desperate Housewife are you? brought to you by Quizilla I beg to differ on this one. Most days I feel like i can relate the most to Lynette. i think it [...]
Paris Hilton has gone dark…and looking a little Tammy Faye Baker-esque. Perhaps to try to clean up her image? Perhaps to try to look more like the skeletal Renee Zellweger: and speaking of our favorite skeletal celebs, it seems that Mary-Kate’s ex, David Katenberg, hasn’t given up on his skinny beauty. He went from Boston [...]
..actually, that’s far from the truth. I LOVE to say I told you so. And I did….on September 9th, when I blogged this: It seems it’s really final jeopardy for Ken Jennings. Subject: Companies and Corporations. The Answer: This company has a workforce of 17000 people, whose average working year is only 4 months long. [...]
