i have officially been banned from the hair clippers.
Josh’s hair was, once again, out of control. the sideburns. the sideburns! i couldn’t even see his ears anymore. and while it’s all well and good that he wants to look like this…
(ps. i think Zac Efron is hot. i’ve been in denial about this for quite some time. because, dude? he wears manpris and pink shoes. but alas, HOT)
…i have neither the stylists nor the time to coif the child’s hair every day. so, i was alone in the house with Josh, and we were both kinda sorta bored, so i thought..
Eureka! i’ll trim the burns.
so, i trimmed ’em. and then i trimmed them some more. and then i decided the rest of the hair could use some, um, cutting. and even though i’d never actually used clippers before, i’d seen it done many a time…how hard could it be??
well, one crack at his head with what i didn’t realize was a 2...and the child was left with this. giant. hole.
you’d NEVER notice that, right???? right?
well…Horton Hears a Who and some brand new goldfish later (i’m all about the bribes…there’s NO shame in it!)…
(meet Megan, JoJo and crap…i can’t remember Isabella’s fish’s name… mother of the year right here..NOAH. it’s Noah, even if i had to call the husband to find out what it was…)
i let the husband fix the hair
but not before forever banning me from the clippers. ouch. that stings.