it was isabella, in the bedroom, with the pizza cutter!!

(by the by…i LOVED Clue as a kid. i always hoped it was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the conservatory…because why on earth would you choose to use a candlestick as a weapon…and what the fuck is a conservatory anyway? anyone remember the name of the dude who died?? anyone? oh, and the movie! don’t even get me started on the movie! love love love.)

should i be concerned that last night i found a pizza cutter and one of my shoes hiding underneath my elliptical trainer…in my bedroom?!

and when the husband said, “Isabella…you know that the pizza cutter is a knife…” she did her very best Australian accent, channeled her inner crocodile dundee and gave a very hearty…”That’s not a knife…THIS is a knife”

I think Emily was pleased with her High School Musical 2 cd that Tova bought, thinking she might *like* it.

she had a much better reaction to this hand-me-down gift than she did to the wii-mote my inlaws gave Emily and Josh to share. It was a good gift, since it was something I they needed to play Mario and Sonic at the Olympics (i suck ass, by the way, at pretty much anything other than ping pong…)…but Emily doesn’t do sharing. at all.

well, she doesn’t have to worry, because NO ONE wants to share that cd with her. at least it’s not the dvd; I don’t have to look at the manpris on Zac Efron…

so, i’m the WORST pimp ever. the husband, yes, MY husband, published himself a cookbook! and i was supposed to tell you all about it (i was excited to tell you all about it) and things came up…like pizza cutters in my bedroom and Dolly Parton’s boobs and Emily and the wieners…and i plum forgot.

but now i remembered (albeit almost getting divorced in the process….) and you can buy it! here!

if you haven’t already, please check out my new entertainment site on urbanmoms.ca, Juice. today is tuesday tease day…and i’ve got a little Friday Night Lights love. and a little Hayden Panettiere before she was ClareBear.

* (…i can’t believe i just said eureka…)