Category: The Baby

Manipulator.

Can you read me one more story? Wait, just one more story. I need a drink; my lips are super dry. I don’t like the orange cup. Can you do the spider check? I am cold, I need a hoodie. Mommy….so…..um……tomorrow…..in…….my……lunch….. I need my white blanket first, then my pink…

No School Friday.

Children are such awesome creatures, aren’t they? Only a 5-year-old could take a Jesus from The Big Lebowski, a Princess Ariel, and a Prince Robert from Enchanted dressed in Troy Bolton from High School Musical’s basketball warm-up outfit and be entertained for hours. Actually, now that I think about it,…

Silver Linings, the Mathematics Edition.

I have been getting these headaches of late. This is new for me. Ailments for me usually settle in my stomach. So while I’m a little too familiar with zantac and prevacid and taking tums up the wazoo, I have probably only taken Advil once in my life…and that was…