August 22 07

go on…take a stab. anyone? anyone? Bueller?

they are, of course, the Abercrombie skinny jean. the jean i swore i would never wear. that was, of course, until i tried the suckers on (well, i was forced. damn you, Charna…) and they made me look smokin’ hot. i swear. they were PERFECT.

you can say what you will, but my jewish chubb thighs, for the first time since i can recall, looked SKINNY. skinny! (like, Rachel Bilson skinny)and if not for the $90 price tag, i would have bought them too. but, lest you worry, they are now at the top of my Chrismukah list.

just please, oh please, no matter how much i beg, do not allow me to tease my hair and wear shirts with shoulder pads and sequins. or this…don’t let me do this:

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(i like Rachel Bilson…but not that much)

  1. i was there when ali tried ’em on…so i can vouch that ali looked f* smokin’ hot!!!

    Comment by Tova on August 22, 2007
  2. pics plz!

    Comment by anne nahm on August 22, 2007
  3. Because I need more smokin’ hot blogging friends. Thats why. Also? I hear jealousy burns like ten extra calories a minute. Help a girl out!

    Comment by anne nahm on August 22, 2007
  4. Okay – I have to admit that I tried some on the other day – I didn’t buy them, but I was kind of surprised. Maybe the trend is growing on me. Or maybe I’m getting sick of boot cut. I don’t know.

    Comment by Laural on August 22, 2007
  5. Oh God, are Uggs still out there?

    Comment by chantal on August 22, 2007
  6. I hate you. 😉

    Comment by haley-o on August 22, 2007
  7. What the hell kind of outfit is THAT?! Nice, R-Bils. Nice.

    Comment by mamatulip on August 22, 2007
  8. dear god, what is she WEARING?! that’s hideous…

    but the skinny jeans look hot, as i’m sure you do in them. 😉

    Comment by lara on August 22, 2007
  9. wait, those look like they are for someone about 16 feet tall. Were there puddles of fabric at the bottom? Not that you are short, but you’re, you know, normal sized, not overly stilt-like.

    Comment by kittenpie on August 22, 2007
  10. thigh trimming jeans are a must have, for me anyways! haha. You have to get those bad boys. It’s only so often a girl can find a pair of jeans that are the perfect fit.

    Comment by manda on August 22, 2007
  11. just buy them already, $90 for a pair of jeans that make you look hot and SKINNY are **totally** worth it…. why wait 4 months when you just might not like them as much. silly girl

    Comment by anon on August 22, 2007
  12. It’s sad that I knew what the skinny jeans were. Although, for me to wear them, they’d have to be the “we make your big white ass LOOK skinny” jeans.

    Question: why is it that the size 11 jeans are WAY too loose when the size 9 jeans would have to be spray-painted on? Is there a mysterious size 10+ or 11- jean out there that I’m not aware of?

    And OMG what was Rachel thinking? I used to have an outfit like that in 1987 w/ culottes.

    Comment by loren on August 22, 2007
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