A boy was born.

A boy who loses things.

A boy who loves his mommy.

A boy who loves beyblades.

A boy who hates the pool but loves the ocean.

A boy who is obsessed with Harry Potter.

A boy who is the worst mime ever.

A boy who wears skinny jeans.

A boy who does the Truffle Shuffle.

A boy who thinks the tooth fairy’s name is Gwyneth.

A boy who asked my dad if he fought in the Civil War.

A boy who always monkeys around.

A boy who loves hockey.

A boy who had THIS conversation:

Josh: Daddy, Britney Spears died.

Husband: No, she didn’t, Josh.

Josh: oh right, that was Moses (yes, that Moses. from the bible. because the two are so easily confused)

A boy who writes like this:

A boy with attitude.

A boy who loves to watch The Packers play.

A boy who reads a novel every night.

A boy who rocks at Angry Birds.

A boy who could eat 18 pieces of salmon sashimi in a single sitting.

A boy who isn’t afraid to put on a pair of tights to play mungojerrie in CATS.

A boy with eyelashes.

A boy who has me completely and totally wrapped around his little fingers. God, I love this kid. Happy Birthday, J-Boy.