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13 of the funniest movies…at least according to me!

The Family

26 Apr

Well, since my little trip to the drive-in this week where i saw Blades of Glory in all of its..erm…glory, and since i fully agree with Haley-O…Will Farrell truly is comedic gold (but not hot…just fuckin’ funny), i’m on a comedy kick. now, i have to say…picking only 13 was really tough. and picking only 13 quotes was even tougher. what are some of your favorite funny movies and better yet…what are your favorite quotes from ’em?

(i know, i know…some of you are waiting for the hottest females on tv right now…but you’ll have to be patient. it’s coming next week!! I couldn’t get access to my work email at home last night…anyway, long boring story short…come back next week…)

1. Old School

“Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.”
2. Major League

“You may run like Hayes. but you hit like shit. ”

3. The Big Lebowski

“It’s like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh… ”

“I am the walrus.”
“You know what I’m trying to say… ”
“I am the walrus.”
“Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!”
“What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?”

4. Airplane!

“This fog is getting thicker.”
“And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.”

5. A Fish Called Wanda

“We didn’t lose Vietnam. It was a tie!”

6. Tommy Boy

“Does this suit make me look fat?”
“No, your face does. ”

7. Austin Powers in Goldmember

“Are you a clone of an angel? ”
“Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I’m not.”
“Are you sure you don’t have a little clone in you?”
“Yes I’m sure.”
“Would you like to?”

8. There’s Something About Mary

“What, you think yer shit don’t stink?”
“No, I don’t think, I mean, yes it does, no I don’t… ”

9. Wedding Crashers

“Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease. ”
10. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

“I’m looking for Ray Finkle.”
[a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]
“…and a clean pair of shorts.”
11. Soapdish

“She has more lines than I do and she’s a GOD DAMN MUTE!”
12. Caddyshack

“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”
13. Happy Gilmore

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. ”
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

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  1. Kristin says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:12 am

    Great List! Given those movies, I can see how it would be hard to limit the quotes!

    My list is up as well!

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  2. Dewey says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:12 am

    I went to see There’s Something About Mary with my DAD, not knowing what it was about. Do you know how awkward that was?? But still so hilarious.

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  3. Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Ha! Great list.
    I need to be your movie buddy…

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  4. Chantal says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:41 am

    “Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you’re supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don’t feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling… what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not? ”

    I actually had to look that one up to make sure I got it just right – just the way Frank says it. John PISSES himself every time he sees it.

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  5. Tink says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:51 am

    The ones on your list I know are very funny, so I’m going to check out the others!
    My TT is a list of 13 things I do on the computer.

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  6. Ankur says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Awesome, awesome list. These are great movies. I love wedding crashers and would so like to try that at some point in my life.

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  7. Sarah says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:56 am

    Your list is awesome!

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  8. Sparky Duck says

    April 26, 2007 at 10:24 am

    The only one I don’t get on that list is Soapdish.

    Tommy Boy and Wedding Crashers are classic

    #2-Fuck you Jobu, I do dis myself

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  9. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says

    April 26, 2007 at 10:27 am

    I could watch #2 and #3 all day, every day.

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  10. susan says

    April 26, 2007 at 10:51 am

    Just thinking about those movies makes me laugh. First time I saw Wedding Crashers I must have missed 1/2 the movie because I was laughing so damn hard.

    My first Thurday 13 List is now posted!

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  11. Giblet says

    April 26, 2007 at 10:57 am

    Road Trip! Road Trip! Road Trip!

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  12. anne nahm says

    April 26, 2007 at 11:25 am

    Oh, you name my secret shame! I saw part of Goldmember on TBS and was laughing like a freakin’ bowl full of jelly. I keep trying to get my husband to rent it and watch it with me. He sites rotten tomatoes and refuses. But! Funny! I say. Not good enough I guess.

    But man, when they made Austin give birth to Mini-me from behind that shade? I laughed so hard some of my brain died from lack of oxygen.

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  13. lara says

    April 26, 2007 at 11:30 am

    shoot, i shouldn’t have read this in the middle of class when the kids were all silently reading. i think they thought i had a seizure or something with the snorting and rocking back-and-forth in my chair.

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  14. Sarah says

    April 26, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Dodgeball, baby!
    “You like to get naughty? You like to get freaky-naughty”

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  15. mamatulip says

    April 26, 2007 at 11:55 am

    The part in Old School that KILLS me, every time, is when Farrel gets shot with the tranq dart and falls in the pool. I cry when I see that part.

    Major League is an AWESOME movie. I have parts of it memorized.

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  16. LoriD says

    April 26, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    “LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.” – Napolean Dynamite.

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  17. Audrey says

    April 26, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    My favorite Old School quote is this: “Hey honey, do you think KFC’s still open?” That entire scene has me falling off the couch laughing every time we watch it.

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  18. Karen says

    April 26, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Big Lebowski is my fave comedy of all time. You ought to visit zestyenterprise.com and see the wicked fun Lebowski party that Jenny went to – it was a costume party – lots of pictures…maybe about a month or two ago? Great costumes.

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  19. Haley-O says

    April 26, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    LOVES IT! I have to steal this one because my list would be very different — except for Old School. So, wait till next week (of course, I’ll credit you with the brillers idea)! 😉 Now, let’s see if I REMEMBER to do it next week.

    Funny that we both linked to each other today!

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  20. Haley-O says

    April 26, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Where’d you get the quotes — don’t tell me you remembered ALL them?

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  21. Kuanyink says

    April 26, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Great list…seen all but two…confession of a movieaholic! 🙂 Happy TT!

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  22. Slick says

    April 26, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    Aaahh, Tommy Boy, one of my all-time favorites. Great list.

    If you get a chance, check out “Trapped in Paradise”

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  23. amy says

    April 26, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Big Lebowski rocks. I would add Office Space to your list:

    Bill: Milt, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

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  24. Steph says

    April 26, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    Your movies are awesome! Excellent choices. The Big Lebowski rocks!!! And Soapdish.

    Love the movies quotes. Especially Airplane 😛

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  25. Angela Giles Klocke says

    April 26, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Airplane never fails to crack me up!

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  26. thethinker says

    April 26, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    Wedding Crashers & Happy Gilmore, both great choices.

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  27. FENICLE says

    April 26, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    Where is DUMB & DUMBER????????

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  28. Di says

    April 26, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    I would add Anchorman (“When in Rome!”) and 40 Year Old Virgin to the list.

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  29. Chris says

    April 27, 2007 at 8:13 am

    Okay, you missed Spinal Tap but I’m willing to forgive and forget.

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  30. LaLa says

    April 27, 2007 at 8:24 am

    Yep, I think the only movie missing is Anchorman… “I just ate a big, red candle”.

    Ha!

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  31. Waya says

    April 27, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Tommy Boy was hilarious! I haven’t seen some of the movies listed. Will have to rent them.

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  32. Michelle says

    April 30, 2007 at 12:53 am

    Oh Soapdish is terribly funny–love that one. A classic.

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